Hold on to your noses, folks! Reports are flying in that a fan pooped during a recent show of “Some Like It Hot” at the historic Shubert Theater near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton!
That’s right, the serial pooper targeted the aisle right by the Clinton duo, leaving quite a stink.
Fan in the audience at Shubert Theater show pooped near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton
A show insider insists that this was a regrettable one-time incident, but another source tells a different story. Apparently, the theater staff is familiar with this particular perpetrator and their poopy antics. Looks like this isn’t the first time that the s**t has hit the fans at other performances.
“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience,” the insider told Page Six. “The lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo.”
The source added, “The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act.”
The mother-daughter duo has not commented on the incident. However, photos have surfaced of the two holding up the show’s Playbill and giving a thumbs up.
“It was an elderly person and it’s rather sad. But yes, the house staff worked quickly to help resolve the situation,” another insider reported.
The first insider claimed that after the most recent incident, an eyewitness “spoke to the house manager, who said that it was actually the fourth time it had happened.”
The anonymous source also speculated, “There is someone who is either s–tting in the aisle, or surreptitiously dumping defecation that they smuggled into the theater.”
Another source denies the existence of the “pooper”
Although, a different source has denied the existence of a supposed “Phantom of the Poopera” and claimed that the incident was simply an unfortunate accident.
Despite the incident, “Some Like It Hot” has continued to draw in a slew of A-listers such as Steven Spielberg, Martin Short, and Kristin Chenoweth. When asked for comment on the incident, a representative for the show declined to provide a statement.